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“The Roleplay Game” (spoof of “The Safety Dance”) | February 26, 2011

(Apologies to Men Without Hats)

[Spoken]
We can game if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t game and if they don’t game
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can game

[Sung]
We can game if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t game and if they don’t game
Well they’re no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can game
Game!

We can LARP when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry
Say, we can LARP if you want to
If we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

[Refrain]
I say, we can game, we can game
Everything out of control
We can game, we can game
We’re doing it from roll to role
We can game, we can game
Everybody is playing nice
We can game, we can game
Everybody rollin’ the di-i-i-ice

Roleplay game
Is it fun to game
Is it fun to game

R-r-r-r o-o-o-o l-l-l-l e-e-e-e p-p-p-p lay-lay-lay-lay
Role, Play!

We can game if we want to
We’ve got all your lives and more
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll roll out right
I say, we can play if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t game and if they don’t game
Well they’re no friends of mine

[Refrain]
Is it safe to play, oh is it safe to play [6x]
Is it safe to play

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2 Comments »

  1. Aw, hell. That’s hilarious!

    Comment by scotchgrrl — April 1, 2011 @ 6:45 pm

    • 🙂 Yeah, I was amused – what inspired it was that the lyrics were close enough it didn’t need to be changed much.

      Comment by Terry — April 1, 2011 @ 6:47 pm


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